Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021

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Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 5, 2018

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Brighthouse junkies

New generation of the infamous Argoths. They resonate in front of bright house in Stirling, one shop along from the original location. A bunch of young wanna be goths that think they’re edgy, but are in fact wains that most actual argoths hate. Blasting heavy screamo music that they only listen to within the group, while catcalling poor passer by’s. When they eventually get sick of their day to day routine they move to “Eccie falls” or “Chernobyl”.

Example one:
“Let’s walk on the opposite side of the road to avoid the brighthouse junkies”

Example two:
“Are the argoths out?”

“Nah the brighthouse junkies”

by Skit-Italy-ees July 10, 2018

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Junkie

Originally derived from the 1920’s when heroin addicts would sell scrap metal & junk for drugs. In 2021 the term was attached to Coronaphobics who perpetually jabbed themselves who sold their soul to the elite.

“I’m a junkie. I’ve just had my 41st jab!”

by Pass Judgement December 11, 2021

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