Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

Sir Satanus

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.

Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!

by nomiebobby March 15, 2024

Sir Davison

Sir is a African American man who has a large penis and cares about people’s feelings very much don’t make him mad or he will fuck your mom, Sexiest darkskins every, Huge dick, good kisser, great smile, monster in the bed

Sir Davison is the best basketball player

by sirsgf February 22, 2023

see ya sir

A phrase used when someone does something weird or unheard of

Man: look at all these New York license plates ( while traveling in New York)

Woman: See ya sir

by Secrettjc February 15, 2018

Sir

The realest nigga you will ever meet loves his gf n loved to smoke

Sir really that nigga

by Youks March 21, 2025

Guy Sir

A polite way to address a fellow sir when you do not know his name. Related to a lady sir.

Excuse me, guy sir, where can I find a monocle as fine as yours?

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

Sir, This is a wendy's

This version means when someone says something completely out of context.

Karl: I really want to eat an iced coochie rn
Dave: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Fred: Lmaooo

by GenZculturedswine June 4, 2023