The best at sports and always trys to be the class clown. He is handsome and have a big penis. He is the one that all girls love. He is the kind of person who will sweep you of your feet and dazzle you. He is always the best at whatever he does and is the sexiest man alive!
Cooper your so hot
by The bad guy in west ave October 9, 2018
Get the Coopermug. This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.
I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.
by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024
Get the Brett Coopermug. It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.
by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug. this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug. Cooper has a very big dick and gets all the bitches people mistake him for the best person in the world he has so many friends and is never lonely
Cooper is the best
by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 20, 2022
Get the Coopermug. 
by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023
Get the Cooper burnsmug.