blonde doctor 

The nickname for Dr. Eliot Reid on Scrubs from the Janitor.

"hey blonde doctor"
"hey janitor"

blonde doctor by kittie_crashandburn November 10, 2009

blondzilla 

When your blond girlfriend, or blond friend, drinks to much and becomes overbearing, excessive, and crazy dramatic.

Wow did you see Julie turn into blondzilla when I started talking about that girl? She started yelling, getting all flamboyant, almost crying about something she was never involved in.

blondzilla by slickb May 13, 2011

blondabe 

A person rejected from society because they were neither pretty or smart who dyes their hair blonde and act like a blond to be accepted.

The blondabe was looking intently at the statue and asked it if it was going to move. Sadly no one believed she was serious.

blondabe by dniweR December 28, 2011

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

blonde blindness by signon77 October 24, 2013

blonde goth 

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

blonde goth by Mr Special July 8, 2018

Blueberry blonde 

A person with dark hair acting like a blonde .

That was a blueberry blonde moment .

Blueberry blonde by Buugyt236 July 7, 2017

Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too

"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day

Kick A Blonde Day by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020