by Rollbot May 1, 2015

Benning, is a term used desribe a white monkey that has nearly bald head. He also gives the best head as he is black on a tuesday. a benning gets no bitches, only the opposing signifagant of females. He is also a NPC everyday of the week and a nigga
by white boy conner May 20, 2022

Ben, a man that is a great friend although has a few minor issues. First of all, Benjamin CANNOT windsurf if his life depended on it. He brags and thinks its cool that he gets good latin marks and can play vector runner. He's a good bloke otherwise.
"Wow he windsurfs like a Ben"
by artiscool74 August 25, 2016

a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting bored of you. obsessed with politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of shit who is a self-declared tea snob.
"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"
by bitter&petty October 16, 2016
