stroke salute

To masturbate to in honor of someone while imagining them or viewing pictures or video of them.

I don’t find Lady Gaga all the attractive, but I gave her a stroke salute last night because I find her persona so damn sexy.

by Chaz Bently September 16, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Stroking Dick Sucker I Call It A Draculian Beat<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Stroking Dick Sucker I Call It A Draculian Beat<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Peddle stroke

Peddle stroke is the knew word for "wanking"

Son "Dad have you Peddle stroke today?

Dad " gross son" Paused silence "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

by Negan360 February 9, 2023

pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.

Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.

by Reddon27 December 2, 2023

happy stroke

An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.

Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"

by Tucosifo June 1, 2020

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024