Father

Never heard of him. Isn't he a mythical being?
Other names: dad, milk buyer, mythical creature.

Man, my fathers still lookin for milk.

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

mommy where did father go to get the milk

by jhghfjm gcbfvnbfcjdhrsxdcghbjk May 3, 2023

Father

a person who does not exist in your life

person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023

Father

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"

Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Fathers Hello

To leave suddenly.

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*

by Z_ee December 8, 2023

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022