broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.

Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming

by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Broken heart

The feeling when you lose the person you though would be in your life forever. When it feels like there’s not point to life without them in it. When you see them when you go for the ‘talk’ and they’re hug shows the final goodbye and you still look at them with the most loving, compassionate eyes, yet all you see is blank and you realise you no longer recognise the love they reciprocate. And in that moment is when your heart truly breaks.

“Why can’t you look at me?”

“Because i’ve fallen out of love with you”.

That’s when her world fell apart because he gave her a broken heart

by w1i2l3l4o5w6 June 24, 2020