Zache

The coolest name on the planet. Only awesome people can use the name.
Zache is cool.
by zache smith August 20, 2010
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zached

To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.
after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.
by zach ar eye ah August 05, 2007
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Zach

The most amazing guy I have ever met in my whole life. Makes you laugh anytime you're feeling down. Has an adorable/handsome face and smile. He can be flirty at times, but you learn to love it. He is also easy to become best friends with, and will stay on the phone with you and listen to all your girly problems without complaint. And is the funniest person alive. And will buy you something and yell at you if you even try to pay him back. And i love him to death XD
Zach: -whispers- I love you (fast)
Me: i love you too... (giggles)
by girlonaim April 10, 2009
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Zach

#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.

#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity perties, he is the life of the party.
by Hampden-Sydney January 04, 2008
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Zach

Look at that super thicc boi, he’s probably a zach
by Yardyknowwhoitis December 24, 2017
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Zach

a hot guy that is always happy and has many friends that love him and would do any thing for him. he would give you the shirt off his back, or his hoodie if you are cold. he is not afraid of anything and would do anything for his friends(including murder if his friends get hurt). often gloomy bc of the problems in his life but he puts all that aside for his friends so that they can be happy. if you have his love (truely have his love) then consider yourself the luckiest person alive. great kisser, awesome in bed "sex god"
"What happened to her? Someone call Zach!"
by Advent Winged Angel February 05, 2010
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Zach

Someone who fucks bitches and constantly has hoes on his dick. This name also referrs to a penis size upwards of 8 inches. Also known as the "Ron Jeremy" of his generation, without the stds. If you are named Zach consider yourself lucky because you have the biggest penis in the world
Zach has a very large shaft.
by Zach072398 August 27, 2015
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