Woobie

A woobie is your cute significant other

I want to give my woobie a SMOOCH

by Boclate bip bylee April 23, 2021

Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.

Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.

by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024

Woobie

A word used to define a state of being, where you feel somewhat like a giant wobbly bag of emotions. It can be any range of emotions, but generally emotions that are difficult.

Not to be confused with The Woobie type of TV trope or Woobification, describing your state as woobie means you acknowledge the slosh of emotions within yourself.

I am feeling like a big woobie today...

by fruedianslip December 19, 2023

stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

Woobie

A child-like name for a stuffed animal, (see Stuffie) and is also used for pacifiers. It can also be used to call someone a coward, oftentimes comparing them to a child

“Do you have your woobie? I don’t want you calling me to come bring it if you can’t sleep”

“Bryan that spider isn’t even that big, you absolute woobie!”

by Bye Elle October 17, 2021

Woobie

A woobie is a waist boob, or another term for a "love handle".

I need to work out I am getting woobies.
I really like his woobies.

by Batgirl8 September 12, 2020

Goobie Woobie

When something or someone is simultaneously cute and silly it makes you happy.
Goobie - derived from goofy goober

(A strain of made up words between two best friends)

Yukio: Look at this cat, isn't he so Goobie?

Keenan: So Goobie Woobie

by Yezz0r March 13, 2024