Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Thronesing

Spending a Sunday night having a couple drinks with your friends while you all hate watch your favourite tv show.

“We thronesing this week?”
“Hells yeah it’s the last episode so we are morally obligated to in some way I guess.”

by Junot May 10, 2019

thronegasm

The heart pounding excitement and loin draining satisfaction one gets when reading an epic chapter from George RR Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" or watching your favorite scene come to life in HBO's "Game of Thrones" TV series.

"Did you catch the new trailer with the Red Viper?"
"I did. Best scene in the entire book series! Had a thronegasm!"

"Did you get to the Astapor chapter yet"?
"Oh yeah. I had multiple thronegasms. Sploosh!"

by snackD January 10, 2014

Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Baltimore Throne

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.

Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.

by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013