eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
by Amberologyism! September 04, 2006
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tod°h/~

if a person put/caption this in a story, it means "I want to fli freely",, fli=fly, it's like a person wanna feel free from all burdens
(pic of skies) *you can just effortlessly caption* tod°h/~
by iwboaett January 19, 2021
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Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
by disenfranchised poet June 28, 2013
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Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod
"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."
by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024
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Cherky TOD

Cherky Truth or Dare; questions include things like sending dick pics, videos, stickers, etc to your homies or others if you're feeling extra cherky.
Friend 1: cherky tod
Friend 2: d
Friend 1: send a pic of ur face and cock and save it in chat
Friend 2: ok *sends*
Random: *looking at Friend 1's phone* thats gay
Friend 1 & 2: nuh uh its Cherky!!!
by gibbon_man_400 May 30, 2024
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mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com
“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”
by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020
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mds tods

“have you seen that cool ass gc called mandy defense squad tods, in short, mds tods with paige, sam, elif, mandy, katy, shannon, liv and paige’s sam rp account?”

“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”
by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020
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