Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis

I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.

by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017

Double Decker Shit

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.

Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.

by TheDeckerGang March 07, 2022

double decker dosage

The godly connect 4 move involving setting up a situation where you get three in a row in two places so you automatically win no matter what.

Lenny:*Yooo! I just set up a double decker dosage so I automatically win the game!
Karl:Bro frick you!

by KyleEatsDoritos December 05, 2020

double decker crash

When the nards of two men hit really hard as they double time a lady.

Me and my boy were totally nailin this chick, but we had a double decker crash and had to get out the ice packs.

by Krindy and Mucas September 06, 2011

Emergency Double Decker

When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.

"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker

by bigscousechris January 28, 2020