barnyard pussy

When country girls want to give it up, country pussy; fucking on the farm

I tried to offer him some barnyard pussy before he went back to the city!

by RLH1_1 December 18, 2017

Barnyard

The greatest movie ever made starring Kevin James as the lead actor

“Man I love Barnyard it’s such a good movie”

by Callum Hawtin May 12, 2019

Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

barnyard spin

A sex position in which he make lays flat on the bed and the woman gets into the splits position on top and spins like windmill.

Bro: Yea dude we did the barnyard spin yesterday

Bro 2: no way dude that's sick

by Slokin9 March 1, 2018

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Barnyard Brawl

The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.

Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.

by Taco2sday April 25, 2014

Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.

That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!

by Westhebartender March 15, 2024