smut juggler

A person, possibly of oriental persuasion, with an ever on-hand 3 for a tenner deal on high class DVDs offering such specticals as "Voltairs Angry Glove" and "Dirty Donna's Donkey Punching Sluts - 4 Awkward Moments"

'shopkeep! im after the finest donkey punch jazz mag available'

certainly , could I interest you in 3 for a tenner on our fine range of smut? I particularly recomend "Interracial Pension Day Payout Grannybang 7 - Blowing your inheritance and your cock!"

Dandy! You certainly are the finest smut juggler i'v come accross in a month of sundays

by chambers an showdown May 26, 2008

nut juggler

One who juggles nuts, aka BALLS. Juggling is often performed by the mouth, as though swirling a couple gob stoppers.

Hey, stop juggling his nuts and get over here and bring my dinner hussie!

by Jamie Slater January 05, 2004

Crusty Jugglers

Jugglers who are crusty.

Hey you look at them crusty jugglers.

by El Juggler Crusty December 05, 2008

Cock juggler

A Homosexual or someone who juggles male poultry

Jim: Hey Fred u see that queer on the news today
Fred: yeah dude jesus he looked like a total Cock juggler

Or

Hey look at that man juggling those roosters

by Shawtzy May 08, 2011

milk juggler

A person who juggles seman with there tongue.

Man that girl is a fucking milk juggler!
Man she juggles my milk all the way down.

by Trey Wilson December 07, 2004

crusty juggler

One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner

Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!

by vravae June 10, 2008

Crusty Jugglers

-Hours after a "jizz in your pants" moment, left over fluids mixed with the toilet paper used to clean up the mess bond on the testicular flesh creating a crusty surface.

Dude, I saw this hott girl earlier.. Now I have a bad case of the Crusty Jugglers.

by mirafone188 July 20, 2011