Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.
by P Ryck January 15, 2005

Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!
Be aware of the jarrod
Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!
Girl2: I heard that hes hot!
Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy
Girl3: poo
Girl2: I heard that hes hot!
Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy
Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 18, 2023

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017

by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

by VultureDT September 25, 2020

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
