jarrod potter

Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.

Co D: Jarrod you gay!

by P Ryck January 15, 2005

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

Jarroding

Jarroding is the act of pretending to be understanding or listening. Typically, the person Jarroding is kind on the outside but not even thinking about what you're saying on the inside.

Ex. We used to be really close, but then I found out he was jarroding when I was sharing my feelings with him.

by Thatchachski August 24, 2019

jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions

God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart

by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.

Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me

by Loyal defined December 12, 2017

Jarrod

Jarrod is a man so sexy, handsome, beautiful and goodlooking that the mere sight of him in public causes both men and women to spontaneously orgasm and drop to there knees

I was at the mall when JARROD walked by, never moaned that loudly before

by Jarrods admirer November 22, 2021

jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.

no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth

by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019