jarrod potter

Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.
by P Ryck January 15, 2005
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Jarrod

Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!

Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!

Girl2: I heard that hes hot!

Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy

Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 18, 2023
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Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017
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jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions
God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart
by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017
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Jarrod

A clown with a big truck that he thinks is cool

Also 5’2”
“Oh that guy looks like a clown, his name must be jarrod”
by VultureDT September 25, 2020
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jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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