fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

fainte

The groove in between your nose & top lip.
(Representing a face taint)

Oi mate!, give ya fainte a wipe could ya? .. It's got shit on it.

by Kingfish06 January 5, 2018