Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis

I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.

by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017

Double Decker Steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body (like a steamer) but followed by another person taking a dump on the original dump. More is better...

After completing the steamer, she needed more so I asked my buddy to give her a double decker steamer.

by Billy Bob Ray October 9, 2010

Emergency Double Decker

When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.

"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker

by bigscousechris January 28, 2020

Double Decker Sandwhich

A simultaneously prolapsing asshole and vagina of a woman after double penetration sex.

Yo dude Sandra had a "Double Decker Sandwhich" after I banged her with Tyrone.

by prematurejaculator November 28, 2019

Double Decker Shit

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.

Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.

by TheDeckerGang March 6, 2022