sumo deadlift

A type of caveman workout that only a Patrick could make look pretty.

People used to avert their gaze during the Athens Sumo Deadlift competition, but then they laid their eyes on Patrick.

by Misanthropic Alpha May 29, 2019

Sumo

to immediately and decisively end a relationship with someone who is gaslighting you.

Person 1: My boyfriend doesn't want me to come over to his house because he's alone with his "platonic" friend who he kissed previous.

Person 2: Girl, Sumo this man!

by Psumonym November 15, 2025

Sumo Blunt

A really Really Fat blunt that is often mistaken for a sumo wrestler

guy1-dude why do u have a sumo wrestler in your car?
guy2- thats not a sumo wrestler....that the Sumo Blunt i just rolled
guy1- whaaaaaaat!!!

by j-c shlze July 7, 2011

sumo trap

The realist nigga ever

Aye. That nigga sumo trap the realist migga ever right now

by Elchavo48 August 15, 2017

Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Sumo

A man with desires, he loves being with his friends and always cares for them. Everyone loves his smile and stupidity.

Everyone wants to be close to you sumo!

by Daddy Michael November 22, 2021

sumo wrestling

2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other

sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."

by ZATAZGO May 4, 2020