Spider-Man 

this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!

spider-man is my hero!!

Spider-Man by bobby boy December 29, 2005

Spider-man that hoe

Is when you are fucking someone in their ass, then ejaculating on your hand, then when they turn around, you shoot in on their face like Spider-Man.

You have to Spider-Man that hoe.

Spider-man that hoe by lolololololollooolllo Master Chief January 4, 2008

Spider-Man 

His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.

Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.

Spider-Man by Flash Thompson August 25, 2003

The Spider-Man 

When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.

G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."

The Spider-Man by Lacrosse05 November 4, 2007

Spider-man 

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

Spider-man by God among us October 15, 2020

Spider-Man 

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

Spider-Man by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

spider-man 2099 

Miguel O'Hara

Random dude: who's Spider-Man 2099?

Person: dude that's Miguel O'Hara, a person made in the Marvel Comics and in the movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider verse"
Random dude: thanks he seems cool!

spider-man 2099 by Web slinger spidey! June 14, 2023