grab my willy and throw me sideways

An expression that is used when you are having a horrible day or receive bad news.

John: Hey bro we're out of toilet paper so I used your pillow-case.
Mike: Well grab my willy and throw me sideways!

by T swag January 30, 2019

sidewalk diving

An act of murder or suicide involving being thrown or throwing oneself off a building and landing on the street below.

Guy went sidewalk diving, Friday night. I don't think he was alone when it happened.

by DepotMan January 16, 2009

Sidewalk Tank

A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.

A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).

Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".

Dude watch out for that sidewalk tank! You better brace for impact or get destroyed.

by lightxx July 24, 2014

Sidewalk chalk

Cocaine you buy randomly off the street. Normally of poor quality.

Hey we were so fucked up last night we ended up getting some sidewalk chalk off of a random dude;it was terrible

by Cognitive dissonance March 21, 2017

fuck me running sideways

What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks

Fuck me running sideways I'm tired

by meg~aroni&cheese November 11, 2007

go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.

When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010

sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'

Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by alideet August 5, 2016