shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

shit

A bad way of saying poop ,you can use when you did something you did not mean to do.

I need to go take a shit realy bad.Shit i broke my TV.

by POCHOLO 876 September 14, 2016

shit

something that comes out of ur asshole

person 1: i juz took a shit
person 2: too much information

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

shit

Shit is the vulgar word for poo

I need to just shit in the toilet.

by GS Level June 17, 2020

shit

n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)

I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.

by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018

shit

one of the only words in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

shit, shitty shits shitted.

by SalmonTacos November 16, 2014