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rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner
poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower
by poop jobber October 17, 2011
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Rustcar

1. Sometimes mistaken as the shortened name for a Rusty Carrot, the Rustcar is quite unique. It involves quick sex acts, sometimes lasting less than 10 seconds, often given in side streets around venues after Carrot In A Breeze dance parties. The components of a Rustcar are similar to a Rusty Carrot with analingus and testicular tapping yet the intent is worlds apart.

Not usually leading to ejaculation Rustcar is more a promise of what is to come after the $5 drinks at local clubs end. Giving a Rustcar is dedicating yourself to the recipient for that night and similarly, receiving is committing to the giver your attention for the time.

2. Rustcar also briefly became a cocktail similar to a Jager bomb but using Kahlua in lieu of Jager and Amarula in the shot glass. This was short lived when the corporate owners of the club in Auckland, New Zealand became aware of the association Rustcar has with analingus.

Still the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze continues, as does the Rustcars in side streets, only the drink was banished.
1. Wow man, I can hardly walk, see that blonde? Rustcar’d me, I am going to pull her cheeks apart tonight.

Baby I love you and you know that. Let’s prove our love down Darby Street with a Rustcar?

2. My shout, Rustcars all around? Let it be a sign of things to come…
by Marg Fulton November 6, 2013
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Rustic

A look that only some places can pull off. The look can be created by certain wall decorations such as stop signs or christmas lights.
Wow! That unfinished paint looks so rustic underneath those christmas lights and stolen street signs.
by IknowRustic March 6, 2016
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rustic cuff

The ring of truffle butter left on your finger after sticking it in a chicks ass
I fingered this chicks ass and got a rustic cuff
by jg87 April 28, 2016
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rustic

someone not from round these parts; unfamiliar with most terms found on urban dictionary
That fella is a bit rustic
by urbanjoesheep December 19, 2016
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rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.
Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!
by Cometsh December 7, 2017
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rustic man shirt

A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.
"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"
by a crisp man March 11, 2018
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