Fucking some one on the carpet so hard they get a rug burn. Usually the girl should be on her back because there is more skin rubbing against the carpet but can be any position where rugburn can occur.
Last night i gave _____ the Passini Pounder and now it looks like she laid out in the sun for to long and got burnt.
by Macdaddyduff April 17, 2011
That monkey pounder is an asshole
by Dakota383b April 26, 2016
One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass May 31, 2011
Get the fudge pounder mug.
by WORKIN STIFF August 28, 2008
(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"
by danw December 22, 2003
Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.
let me get a pabst pounder
by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005