Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.

Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!

by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 30, 2016

The Passini Pounder

Fucking some one on the carpet so hard they get a rug burn. Usually the girl should be on her back because there is more skin rubbing against the carpet but can be any position where rugburn can occur.

Last night i gave _____ the Passini Pounder and now it looks like she laid out in the sun for to long and got burnt.

by Macdaddyduff May 6, 2011

fudge pounder

A polite euphemism for the "active" male homosexual.

Ooh, Chrithtopher, you fudge pounder you!

by sbo May 14, 2011

TURTLE POUNDER

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008

Ass Pounder

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

by danw December 22, 2003

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005