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Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol
by Locus0mega October 27, 2010
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a cute, adorable young child that is stupid in a funny way.
what a pooner
by Vic!ous December 3, 2017
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Pooner

Degeral
Look it's the Pooner!
by OxFoardDicontary October 15, 2023
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Pooner

An AFAB transgender person who has unsuccessfully, or has convinced themselves, that they appear masculine to others. Pooner is usually used in a derogatory connotation and refers to a very obviously non-passing transgender man or trans masculine individual. Similar to the slur Hon for non passing trans women.
"Have you seen that trans man that got transferred to our school?

"Yeah, his name is Aiden, and he looks like a fucking pooner."
by Juuba June 4, 2024
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I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
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A slang or term describing someone preferably Sikh (religion) Or someone from Punjab, A north state of India.
Are you from Punjab India you pooner
by richcool June 2, 2018
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A pooner is known as a saggy vagina.
Melissa is such a hoe and has a huuuge pooner man.
by tori has a nice pooner! July 4, 2011
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