The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

National Punch Short People Day by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

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National Punch Medium People Day

Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)

Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!

National Punch Medium People Day by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020

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National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

National Trip Tall People Day by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

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National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

National Bully Short People day by volanta May 27, 2023

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