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Payton

A REALLY sexy blue eyed boy that always wears hats. Once you give him that 1st joint hes gonna want more to smoke.. Paytons are always stoners, athletics or the asshole you don't want at your party. Sometimes their funny and no matter what he is attractive
Colleen: Is that the new payton at our school?
Julie: Yeah he's a sexy but a total stoner

OR

Parker: Who is wearing jersey #42? He just got us 3 touchdowns!
Gage: That's payton.
by Hisbabyyy420 June 15, 2010
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Payton

This definition was definitely not made by a guy named Payton.
by SuPapiChulo September 5, 2021
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The Payton

Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.
While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.
by Rff28 July 12, 2021
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Payton

Payton a great girl who is clumsy in a good way athletic. But has a hard life but is still on of the happiest person you will ever meet
“Oh is that Payton”
Yea
“She’s super athletic
by Higthonghe December 9, 2019
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Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.
Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!
by Jerome629 November 27, 2017
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Payton

Payton:bitch stfu
by SODKDKDKXK April 10, 2019
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Payton

A DANK coochie eater who plays xbox
Smokes LOUD
dude:damn Payton ripping them joints

Girl:OMG HE'S SO HOT
by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019
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