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Illogical Marian Assumption 

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!
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Logical Marian Assumption 

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.
Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!
A girl who acts tough but isn't. Wears her heart on her sleeve.

A beautiful soul inside and out, but doesn't realize she is.

Is wanted by thousands of men, doesn't know it as she can only really love one man .
Her beauty never fades.
Marian will put her loved loves above all otheres.
Marian by Loveneverending April 30, 2026
a person who likes the hit manga and anime mob psycho 100, the disastrous life of saiki k, and owns one mega billion dolphins
"You're lowkey a marian"
Marian by jaaaaaaeyunnnnnn May 16, 2026