Mommy

my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this

girl: UGH MOM! I HATE YOU

mommy: I almost died for you

girl: sorry mommy

Mommy by username was taken by a brat May 19, 2020

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(1) Dude that's not a thing 🙄
(2) Someone who was pregnant with you for 9 months, gave birth to you, breastfed you, took care of you, and loved you

(1) Again, not a thing
(2) Mommy: Aww I love you so much sweetie
You: Eww get away from me boomer you've done nothing for me
Mommy: Scuse me!?

Mommy by I'mABitchI'mABoss May 11, 2021

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your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster

ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!

Mommy by my socks are wet August 7, 2018

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look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you don't have half a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means

me: look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you do not have half of a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means
you: stop laughing or i'm going to go to your house to beat you
me: you fight me you dont even know what mommy means i thought you can beat me
after the fight
you: at the doctor

mommy by liyuistupidandefiessanismart May 15, 2021