Lurp

When fucking a chick in the ass ,then cum in it, then suck it out with a straw
Lurp my fucking ass Ted says Jane then felch me baby.
by Slayer333 July 19, 2017
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Lurp

Someone of such low value that they are comparable to a singel strad of hair on the back of my left testical.
This guy is such a lurp he should just work at macdonalds insted of trying to make it big on the stock market.
by Lurp'nt February 05, 2022
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LURP

actually an acronym means, loser under real pressure. plural would be lurps meaning more than one loser.
did you see that guy? he doesnt stand a chance of ever winning that girl over, what a lurp!
by KiK'sSTaLKeRCHiCK60 April 14, 2023
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