The Legend of Zelda

A nearly perfect balance of puzzle solving and action. The games star a young swordsman named Link, a boy donned in green who goes around getting chicks and then beating Ganon: The King of Evil. There are currently 10 (soon to be 11) games, 6 of which flow perfectly in a sequential order. The timeline is confusing but the official one is:

Ocarina of Time (N64)
Majora's Mask (N64)
The Wind Waker (GCN)
Twilight Princess (not yet released)
A Link to the Past (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
The Adventure of Link (NES)

Man, that Link can't talk but he womanizes as much as James Bond.

by RobK June 30, 2005

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

A game so inexplicably awesome its existence can only be explained by ontological paradox, whereby an OoT game cartridge was sent back through time to a stage before the game's conception, and provided the basis for the game itself. An analogy for the game's existence is provided in the game itself, in the events surrounding the mysterious song of storms.

When I think of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time I jizz in my pants.

by kakarikowindmillman April 17, 2009

legendary crossbow

A thot that wears leggings and sticks her ass out for no reason

Oh shit is that a legendary crossbow

by DAA1410 September 18, 2019

charitable legend

A celebrity that is is a kind loving and charitable legend.

Used often when a fan is showing admiration for them

Girl: That Taylor Swift is such a charitable legend look how much she’s donated!!

by Nils Sjöberg January 12, 2018

Muscly legend

Fans were told by the god himself (Christian Yu) not to call him a skinny legend, rather to call him a muscly legend because he said he will start working out.

"For people that are calling me a skinny legend, I do not know what that means, I guess that is referring to being skinny and being a legend that being skinny, so uhh that's not gonna last very long, I'm going to start working out.
But you can call me a MUSCLY LEGEND then.

by Weganggang November 19, 2018

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom

THE BEST ZELDA GAME YET IVE JUST BEATEN IT AND IT IS A MUST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom HAS DROPPED AND IS SO MUCH FUN WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

by Wildslimin June 1, 2023

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011