Massachusetts Left

While stopped at an intersection, A Massachusetts Left is the act of quickly taking a left as soon as the light turns green, in order to avoid having to wait for the line of cars heading your way to pass.

I was in a hurry, so I pulled a quick Massachusetts Left as soon as the light turned green.

by Fightin April 13, 2009

no broski left behind

A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.

This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.

Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!

Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.

by RRCsteve March 8, 2009

Leftover drunk

When, after drinking heavily the night before, you wake up still feeling a little tipsy.

Bob: Whoa man, i woke up this morning and the room was still spinning.

Joe: Yeah man, you were probably Leftover Drunk

by Rar! Ver. 2.0 April 18, 2009

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021

Left handed Redhead

The perfection of human kind, but since this left handed person is also a ginger, they are also perfection of the alien race. This person is within the 1% of the world's population making them the minority. Gingers are known to be exotic as well as having a higher sex drive, so what does this mean if that ginger is left handed? It is hard to discover, but once found, it is easy to say it was breath taking to the point they give you your breath back. There are rarely any definitions for this left handed redhead because no words can truly describe the experience they give you.

That left handed redhead blew my mind.

by A left handed redhead December 2, 2011

keep your left up

1.A basic rule in street fighting to gaurd against an attack from someone's right hand.

2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.

1. Yo son you wann eff w/ me he better keep your left up that's my word.

2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!

by The Amalamps May 17, 2006