funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022

Balloon Knot

An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.

"Mike was in a good bit of pain since he tied his balloon knot to tight.

by Cracked out coconut July 31, 2022