Name given to spunk dumpsters from Birmingham. Kirsty’s averagely spend three quarters of their life on their knees and are known to be huge Star Trek fans
“Dude did you check out that Pornhub vid I sent you of that girl getting dicked by 6 guys at once? She looked like she was more airtight than a submarines hatch!”
“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”
“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”
by OuttaWangolian April 6, 2021

Big milf massive tits would shag. Also gives a good workout if you know what I mean. Caelan is mine, C.M is my lover.
by ZacciR January 12, 2023

A Kirsty is someone who pretends to be a blonde, they are usually a lesbian, she is a funny person but sometimes of a hypocrite. A Kirsty is an ugly rat on the inside but a real lion on the outside.
by The imposter of 420 November 21, 2021

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit
verb: The action of taking a large shit
noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

is gorgeous. and shexi and funny. looks great has the cutest cutie bum. wow that bum is awesome. shes tall dark gorgeous. looks great when shes next to me andmakes me feel great :)
by stubear December 7, 2011

Kirsty is a person that is very talkative, nice and sometimes insecure. She might appear as a person who doesn't care about anything but she is very aware of what people do to her. Kirsty can be rude at times but she means we'll to everyone that I close to her
by kirstychido November 25, 2021

Kirsty is well how do i say this… a cunt!
Cunty attitude but everyone loves her, choas creator and loves the drama.
Kirsty…what a cunt lmao
Cunty attitude but everyone loves her, choas creator and loves the drama.
Kirsty…what a cunt lmao
by Hello! My Name is…. January 22, 2025
