D.I.Y.(ks)

A play on words of Do It Yourself and dicks describing a situation where you go to a job, place, store (home improvement or otherwise), or event and the staff doesn’t really want to be bothered or be helpful so they do the bare minimum and leave you to fend for yourself most of the time under the guise that they are giving you creative space or autonomy.

When I was a kid, I went to the community center to learn how to swim but the instructors just tossed me in the deep end and said “Now, swim bitch!”. They are such D.I.Y.(ks).

Or

I walked into the most ghetto hardware store I have ever seen. Obviously no one gives a fuck about customer service. When I told the clerks who were chatting at the front counter that I was re-doing the sink at my house for the 1st time, instead of asking me questions or offing to help me pick materials, one just nodded in the direction of the copper pipe and they went back to their conversation. Puro D.I.Y.(is)!

by ADom&ABull June 8, 2021

Columbus, ks

pedophile central. tweakers everywhere... bad for small town

Chomos everywhere in Columbus, KS

by TwoTokez420 January 17, 2025

Libby ks

Libby ks is a beautiful (sometimes stinky) (very stinky ) female however sometimes she likes to oil up and slide around and show her true self as a slug, she does this in her kitchen when her family are asleep and this is her favourite activity. Her favourite food is vomit fruit however she is partial to whale blubber, she has a very specific type, you must be 5”3 or under and you have to be a chunky monkey she loves boys who have a touch of the tism and would do anything for a man to play slug time with her

Lola: have you ever heard of Libby ks
George: yes I love her and her slugness

by Mrs mystery man February 1, 2025

ks

its case; case closed

fred: she hasn’t texted me back
tim: yeah i’m not gonna lie it’s ks bro

by ohmygoodnessshesgay November 14, 2025