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Jizz Javelin

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.
by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025
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Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."
by popkxw May 5, 2024
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Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.
I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead
by Duckstab May 6, 2024
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