zipper hoagie

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."

Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"

by J Roth July 10, 2005

Hoagie Stamp

When a man takes his unit and smacks someone in the forehead with it.

" My girlfirend was pissed when I Hoagie Stamped her last night!!"

by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

meatball hoagie

Gay sex position when 2 males 69 each other.

Dude, did you see the meatball hoagie on brokeback mountain?

by Brenden Z February 12, 2006

Dick Hoagie

A dick hoagie is when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and takes the dicks of both men and rams them into her mouth at the same time. This causes the tips to touch and the shafts to sandwich together thus creating the dick hoagie.

Man, I had a bad experience last night. Sally called me over to fuck and there was another guy there. She said how about a threesome and I was down. That bitch was hungry for a dick hoagie.... I was out of there right away.

by epiphone850 May 1, 2010