Come on over and will hang in the heifer hideaway.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.
by ashane November 3, 2025
Get the Heifer Hideaway mug.A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.
While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
Get the Heifer-headed mug."Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"
"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"
"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"
by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025
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