National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 2, 2022

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

Have sex with your ex

November 8th.

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?

by You're welcome 69 November 7, 2022

suck my pussy when we have sex

Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.

Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard

by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024