Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022
Get the Adam Gallomug. by Tinola149 January 23, 2024
Get the Gallomug. This is the type of person that will say you don’t know them . Her favorite colors are shades of black . She’ll definitely catch your attention with her beauty, she has eyes that can turn a man into stone.Usually has tattoos and gets them frequently. Spooky season is year round for Alex gallo . Don’t play with Alex gallo because she’ll definitely put a spell on you . Ohh yeah and she likes to read allot .
by That one foo November 21, 2023
Get the Alex gallomug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025
Get the Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dickmug. Wayde Folino-Gallo (also known as "Midget Dick" and "Fondler") is the kind of guy you'd see sitting at the playground with his binoculars and camera. Built like a rat, Wayde loves to get dominated, especially by his family members. He also loves being pegged.
"Oh my God is that Wayde Folino-Gallo? Is that whom they call "Midget Dick"?"
"Yup, that's him alright. I could hear his uncle giving him an absolute toe curler of a pegging last night..."
"Aw nah that's fucked"
"Yup, that's him alright. I could hear his uncle giving him an absolute toe curler of a pegging last night..."
"Aw nah that's fucked"
by ThatSneakyGuy55 October 18, 2022
Get the Wayde Folino-Gallomug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the Melissa Gallo Fumero Is Also Known As, Julia Lopez Robles Estrada Tannamug. the bestest band (ΦwΦ)
by leifjesus February 7, 2023
Get the THE GALLOmug.