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Jamie Flatters

Jamie Flatters, is without a doubt the most amazing and perfect man on this planet.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Jamie Flatters: *talking very passionated about art, perception, beauty, etc. then stops and smiles* Are you listening to me?

Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
by ~jamieswh0r3 May 19, 2023
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Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.
by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023
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Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018
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A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020
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