An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Frestive (adj.)
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.
Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.
Frestivities (noun, plural)
Low-key, restorative activities woven into a festive season; the intentional pauses, quiet rituals, and recharge time that make ongoing celebrations sustainable.
Examples:
“My frestivities include sleeping in, long walks, and ignoring group chats.”
“Between weddings and holiday parties, we scheduled frestivities to stay sane.”
“Hot baths and leftover pie are my favorite frestivities.”
Usage note:
Frestivities are not canceling celebrations — they’re how you survive them.
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.
Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.
Frestivities (noun, plural)
Low-key, restorative activities woven into a festive season; the intentional pauses, quiet rituals, and recharge time that make ongoing celebrations sustainable.
Examples:
“My frestivities include sleeping in, long walks, and ignoring group chats.”
“Between weddings and holiday parties, we scheduled frestivities to stay sane.”
“Hot baths and leftover pie are my favorite frestivities.”
Usage note:
Frestivities are not canceling celebrations — they’re how you survive them.
Frestive (adj.)
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.
Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.
The act of intentionally resting, slowing down, or recharging during a festive or high-social period. Choosing quiet, low-energy moments in the middle of celebrations, holidays, or busy social seasons to avoid burnout while still participating in the overall festive atmosphere.
Origin:
From festive + rest. Popular during holidays, wedding seasons, and long weekends packed with plans.
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