I felt watermelons

A statement that describes a feeling of simultaneous happiness, giddiness, and surprise upon rediscovery of a forgotten person/item/feeling.

Shaun just added me on myspace, I felt watermelons!(Implying that the speaker had forgotten about Shaun).

by Xiaohao April 11, 2006

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Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

by Kile Hanzens May 07, 2021

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felt a disturbance in the Force

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.

X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.

by zealot_08 July 07, 2010

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Felt the need to post

What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.

Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("

by mznxbcvalskdjfhgqpwoeiryt November 17, 2020

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