Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
by Ray a Pedo October 01, 2023
by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022
The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!
EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
by Anthony Marchello January 17, 2010
THE LITERAL BEST SCHOOL EVER!!! TEACHERS ARE SOOOO KIND AND THEY CARE ABOUT ALL OF THE STUDENTS. SOME OF THE STUDENTS DON'T BEHAVE BUT THEN THEY DO BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!!!!! AND LEARNING IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 (In Leschi Elementary School): I go to Leschi, I'm happy!
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
by Mr. Piffle the Penguin April 08, 2022
Cumberland Elementary school is a school in desplains. Most of the teachers are nice. The students think they are all that. School for dumb kids
by Rudhfbf January 04, 2023
Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.
by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019