Commonly used to say 1. not caring or :) 2. not giving the gender on a form because another word for fuck is sex and sex is gender.
ex 1.
Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"
Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."
Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"
ex 2.
Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"
Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"
Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"
Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."
Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"
ex 2.
Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"
Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"
by Kelly Jacksow June 17, 2013
by Gotchuyaknow April 18, 2018
An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
by ChronicClub August 19, 2016
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee March 23, 2016
Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
by chiet December 11, 2013
Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.
by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013
Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
by Telephony December 24, 2014