deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts was a joke made by Candice Applewood. While at Sawcon collage in Ligma, Maine, her and her best freind Wilma, had just graduated. To celebrate, they went to wendy's. Then, they went to and Imagine dragons concert. When asked what her name was, Candice replied with Deez. Deez what? Security said. Deez nuts.

Do you know Deez? Deez? Deez nuts!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 20, 2022

Deez Nuts

Ugly dumb fat short

You seem like a Deez nuts

by Dankness 3 March 5, 2018

Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*

by MonstersIncEnthusiast October 15, 2022

Deez Nuts

The final words that drip Goku heard before being sent to the shadow realm. The words hold a power no mortal can have

Drip goku: “what is your name immortal being?”
Immortal being: “deez”
Drip goku: “deez what?”
Immortal being: “Deez Nuts”

by DepressedSingleDad May 29, 2021

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a magical and sensual word. it makes people shit on the ground, it can solve poverty, hunger, and world peace.

person1: hey, do you know deez? person2: deez who? person1: DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTEEM!!!

by xXSYPERASSSEATER69Xx February 22, 2022

Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022