Dan Sheets

He's the man and everybody knows it...

"Who's the man?" everyone.."DAN SHEETS!"

by follower of the man March 5, 2009

dan shell

A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.

Look it’s Dan Shell!! He’s a faggot.

by nosac69 February 16, 2019

dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

dan spargo

When you pull a ligament in your knee whilst sleeping. You do this by trapping your foot In a crack and twisting in bed,

'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'

He did a dan spargo, what a retard.

by Banta42069blaze December 8, 2014

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

Dan Syndrome

Its an illness of being annoying your boss in the workplace favorite phrase: " you eyeballin me!? ", " My question to you is"

Did you just eyeball me cunt!?

I'm sorry mate I have Dan Syndrome

by anonymous September 29, 2020

dan shearn

Dan Shearn is an amazing person very cute and funny and lovable and tho he thinks he is he is not fat he is such a gd person to b around even tho he plays fortnite if u have a person called Dan Shearn in ur life KEEP HIM x

girl: hey Kayla who’s that
Kayla: oh that’s Dan Shearn he is like sooo fit
girl: do u like him then
Kayla: Urm yesssss

by Itsthatgurl June 5, 2021