rivers cuomo

1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general

person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers

person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!

by foxy_6471 March 10, 2024

No Cuomo

When you say anything that might be considered sexual harassment, just say “No Cuomo” and you’re safe.

“That girl has some giant cans, no Cuomo”

by Ben Spanklin August 12, 2021

Governor Cuomo

He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.

Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Cuomo 19

Noun When a celebrity, politician, or News anchor pretends to be infected or is asymptomatic of said designated disease or condition, often getting caught by disregarding their self quarantine or having a miraculous recovery time

Did POTUS really catch the Beer Flu or did he catch the Cuomo 19 bug?

by Diligent Escape October 22, 2020

Dictator Cuomo

Someone who forces their will and their beliefs on you. Someone who has to create executive orders to enforce their will and beliefs on citizens that were obeying the law before executive orders were issued.

Dictator Cuomo who needs press coverage every second of every day.

Someone who is seen "working" in the tunnels with real works with hardhats but does not wear a hard hat for the photo.

Someone who has a Fredo for a brother.

I was running my business perfectly within the law. Then Dictator Cuomo sent his NY Liquor Authority gang to take my liquor license away. Now, I closed my business and laid off my 20 employees. I am no longer buying things locally and helping out my community.

Dictator Cuomo needs to go!

by In the void between multiverse October 7, 2020

Rivers cuomo

He's a seller hot goober from weezer

Rivers cuomo is a hot goober from weezer

by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

Cuomo

verb to grab ass (unwanted, without consent)

Fredo was envious of his older brother taking all the glory of Cuomoing all over his female colleagues, so it was soon made known that Fredo himself partook of the Cuomo family tradition.

by TraitorJoe13 September 26, 2021