countdown

A New Zealand supermarket chain that is the exact fucking same as an Australian Woolworths store. Same food, same logo, same colour sceme. But don't try to use your Woolworths Rewards card at a Countdown. Trust me. It won't work.

Let's go grab some kai from Countdown

by benrad July 21, 2019

Queening Countdown

When a girl is sitting on your face and you try to wank before you pass out or you have to eat your own nut

Bro 1: Yo bro I was with this girl last night, and i bust the fattest nut when we did the queening countdown.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, i heard about that, didn't your cousin die from it last year?

by BadShotCal January 05, 2020

Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 16, 2023

BK Countdown

When you are miserable at your job and can't wait to leave, you are on the BK Countdown!

I'm so tired at this raggedy job. I'm on the BK Countdown, baby!

by superfly100 March 05, 2018

countdown-a-tosis

A person who has gotten so addicted to the show Countdown, it develops into a medical condition. It could even make one form an emotional attachment to a Countdown clock.

David: I love playing Countdown. I play it at least 5 times a day.
Karl Pilkington: Perhaps you need to see a doctor, you may have countdown-a-tosis.

by jrs99 August 18, 2023